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    My gym is having an open week next week, various different therapies etc being offered, and the owner has asked me to have a stall one evening selling my funny plaques aimed at exercise, diet, women etc. I donated some for a raffle they had a while ago and they apparently went down veyr well. I have a fair few quotes I use but if anybody can come up with some more please let me know!! Here are some examples:-

    'Exercise??? Go wash your mouth out with chocolate!!!'
    'A balanced diet, chocolate in both hands!'
    'I gave up jogging for health reasons, my thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire!'
    'I have furniture disease, my chest has fallen into my drawers!'

    And so on, you get the idea?? Any input would be muchos appreciated
    Jo x

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