George had 5 monkeys he had to deliver to Twycross Zoo and he was stacked up with loads of other deliveries he had to make.
On stopping for a quick cup of tea he met a taxi driver who was tottting for work and because he was busy himself and wanted to also help the taxi driver he said to him 'If I give you £100 would you take these monkies to Twycross Zoo for me mate?' - the taxi driver said he would and they put the monkies into the back of the taxi.
Now George went on to make a couple more deliveries and on his way back, he saw the taxi with all the monkies sat in the front seat with the driver! He stopped and said to the taxi driver, 'what you doing mate? I told you to take the monkies to Twycrosss Zoo?' and the taxi driver said...............
I did mate, and they got fed up with it and we got £50 left over and they want to go to Alton Towers!

Pauline
On stopping for a quick cup of tea he met a taxi driver who was tottting for work and because he was busy himself and wanted to also help the taxi driver he said to him 'If I give you £100 would you take these monkies to Twycross Zoo for me mate?' - the taxi driver said he would and they put the monkies into the back of the taxi.
Now George went on to make a couple more deliveries and on his way back, he saw the taxi with all the monkies sat in the front seat with the driver! He stopped and said to the taxi driver, 'what you doing mate? I told you to take the monkies to Twycrosss Zoo?' and the taxi driver said...............
I did mate, and they got fed up with it and we got £50 left over and they want to go to Alton Towers!

Pauline

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