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  • LOL Just for a giggle

    My sister sent me this, thought i would share xx

    25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
    'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

    2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
    'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
    'If you don't straighten up,
    I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

    4.. My mother taught me LOGIC:
    'Because I said so ..... that's why.'

    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:
    'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

    6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
    'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

    7. My mother taught me IRONY:
    'Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.'

    8. My mother taught me about the scientific process of OSMOSIS:
    'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

    9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
    'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?'

    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA:
    'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER:
    'This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it.'

    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
    'If I told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't exaggerate!'

    13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:
    'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
    'Stop acting like your father!'

    15. My mother taught me about ENVY:
    'There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have parents like you do.'

    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
    'Just wait until I get you home..'

    17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING:
    'You are going to get it when you get home!'

    18. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE:
    'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, your face is going to freeze that way.'

    19. My mother taught me about ESP:
    'Put your sweater on. Don't you think I know when you are cold?'

    20. My mother taught me HUMOR:
    'When that lawn mower cuts your toes off, don't come running to me.'

    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:
    'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

    22. My mother taught me about GENETICS:
    'You're just like your father.'

    23. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS:
    'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

    24. My mother taught me WISDOM:
    'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

    25. And my favorite -- My mother taught me about JUSTICE:
    'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'


    * Julie *

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  • #2
    Thanks Julie

    this has made me smile lots.....its all true

    ta
    kazx

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    • #3
      LMAO....

      how true, my mother has said most of those to me and i admit i have passed on her wisdom to my own 5 at certain times !!

      love it !
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      • #4
        Great!

        To think they spend the first 5 years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk.

        Then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up!!!?

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        • #5
          LOL! Love it.

          Just goes to show that mothers are much the same the world over. Makes me worry how many of them I've said to my kids.
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          • #6
            hehehe, that made me smile and cringe at the same time in some places, as I know I've said most of them to my little one!! sometimes I swear I have actually turned into my Mom, either that or she's great at throwing her voice!!!!
            Helen

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            • #7
              Haha
              Very good, they all ring a bell

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              • #8
                Very good... I remember my mum saying most of those things too!!!

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