An hours work: do what you will :-(

[RhinosoRoss]

I just spent an hour answering folk, and you closed the thread.
It seems I never made the 25.
Do what you will.

I've just looked back to see what I missed and found you've closed the thread! Pest! I hadn't finished addressing the exponentially increasing number of things that needed answering! Clearly all that's left is to sulk... (in a manly way)...

Honey.................I didn't close it - Woodtattoos did. In a manly sort of way...............sweetie.

What?! But he was being friendly! Umph...
Well, there's no point sulking in front of a tattooist: they're infinitely patient and spend all day hurting people... or is he not Mr.Wood the Tattooist but, in fact, a carver of wood... either way he has skills with sharp tools so I'd better un-sulk. And since he must have objected to me answering all my fan-mail in multiple threads I'd better answer in one thread: so near and yet so far :-(

Hello Rhino and to the forum.

You should be careful - you might just cut yourself one day with that razor-sharp wit of yours.

More likley to bruise his lips, blowing his trumpet that hard

Mmmmm: bruised lips... They're actually from being such a passionate kisser, the stamina I've developed over the years simply allow me to blow harder and longer, and the pain? Well, some things are worth it.

Hi there - I am new to this forum but offer a welcome too.
p.s. although I am in Kent now I come from Cov - just down the road from where you are!
cheers

That's like saying, "We could have been friends, but now I've got some distance between us"! Now I'm sad.

I've just noticed in your tags you've put loveliestmanever!

Don't know whether to be shocked or laugh!

What's your problem? My mother and wife both say it's true, so it must be!

OMG loveiestmanever That's a very very strange .............

That's coming from someone called 'sunshine'! I am cosier and happier and fluffier than all of you, so there! (subject to the following terms and conditions)...

Has this bloke just come along to wind everyone up;

As I've said, I'm being held captive by Peter and lots of fluffy people (some who openly admit to knitting) and only wanted to pass through and share something I made for everyone and they won't let me go. Some prod me and laugh at me and others are queueing up and paying to watch: it's embarrassing, save me!

or is he serious?

Everything I write is deadly serious: it's on the Internet, so its all certifiable...

It's not another one of your alter egos is it, Mr Pink Pinkerton?

Absolutely: that's me! Only I may have suffered some insomnia regarding everything I've said and done in the past...
Actually, I went to a coffee morning in halifax and discovered that Louise88's OH isn't Basil Brush at all - it's an imposter. And Pete used to have an avatar of Tommy Walsh from Groundforce up, but now he's put something really rude up to scare me...
I'm also trying to work out if CupCakeMummy is the mummy of CupCake or not...

Well it's keeping me entertained just before I go to bed, so

Elinor (not really a cupcake, but I do make great muffins)
x

Bring me muffins! I want muffins! (now I'm gong to bed and my tummy will be rumbling all night just because you have muffins and I don't). See how cruel you all are?!

Come on in .... and maybe more 'Ding ding - Round 2'...?

It seems like you are certainly going to colour up some of the threads on here RR.

Unfortunately that's my problem: I don't have time to find out what existing posts are really like :-/

This is the funniest, weirdest, most peculiar thread I've ever read (apart from, perhaps, Rhino's other one?) Have I mistakenly put some wild mushrooms in my tea again?

Anyway RhinosoRoss, from us too - glad you're sticking around, I like your sense of humour...!

LOL - thanks! ...I think...

A wary from me.

Aha! Someone I can say, "BOO!" to: I love that!

I noticed your other post but decided to sit back and watch rather than take part.

Wimp! (Or very wise and professional: time will tell...)

I hope you stick around and play nice.

It's already been made clear that I am "LoveiestManEver" but, for all that, still 'a man'

You bring a little humour to the forum which is great!

From your end, but I'm having a horrible time!
You all have muffins and coffee and I can't even post a picture!

However people are on here for other reasons than a bit of fun. To learn is one great reason.

I'm not sure that last sentence is a real one, but anyway: I'm the best teacher in the world! You'll love me: honest! And fun is an anathema to me
so I promise to be utterly formal and precise (I work in the nuclear industry: if I type a comma instead of a dot in a list of desimal numbers, everyone dyes).

And to get together with a group of like minded people.

Well, that's really alienated me again :-(
Anyone else here got my brain?
Come on, someone must have it...

I just hope you dont turn the whole thing sour! Happy posting!

I'm a drop in the ocean: utterly insignificant and will be forgotten in the blink of a link.

[Bea]

Does RhinosoRoss win Top Rant Of The Month?

[Louise88]

OMG not another thread!
I've got competition for my trouble causing

Your first two threads were closed to prevent riots, and you keep coming back for more!

That's coming from someone called 'sunshine'! I am cosier and happier and fluffier than all of you, so there! (subject to the following terms and conditions)...

I thought rhinos were grey, and wrinkly, not fluffy!?

Lol

p.s I didn't see you at that coffee morning!? lol

[auntynet]

Does RhinosoRoss win Top Rant Of The Month?

Beats my rant about the bag lady!

[Kay]

I never thought I would come across someone odder than my mother in law, you win hands down.

[[email protected]]

LOL.......answer this post and you will have reached that long for magic number of 25 !!!!! yaaaaaaaaaa

Oh and from me too.

Pauline

[beckyboo]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh I hope your photos are worth seeing after all this



( and I thought I could waffle,lol)

[Peter]

Never, ever, have I come across a more self indulgent poster than this one! How much more drivel has he got in his armoury before he starts to repeat himself incessantly? I am seriously thinking of starting a poll to see how many forum members are getting a little weary of this onslaught........................it's like being abused by a syrup butty!

[knitnstitchsue]

Never, ever, have I come across a more self indulgent poster than this one! How much more drivel has he got in his armoury before he starts to repeat himself incessantly? I am seriously thinking of starting a poll to see how many forum members are getting a little weary of this onslaught........................it's like being abused by a syrup butty!

Heeheeheehee
There speaks a no-nonsense Yorkshireman!

[Peter]

Heeheeheehee
There speaks a no-nonsense Yorkshireman!

.................from Manchester. I'm only here to educate the masses............sort of missionary work!

[Pebbles]

(I work in the nuclear industry: if I type a comma instead of a dot in a list of desimal numbers, everyone dyes).

Dyes what?

[Ifor-Jones]

Never, ever, have I come across a more self indulgent poster than this one! How much more drivel has he got in his armoury before he starts to repeat himself incessantly? I am seriously thinking of starting a poll to see how many forum members are getting a little weary of this onslaught........................it's like being abused by a syrup butty!

Count me as bored!

[Pagan]

am I the only one who finds these threads by Rhino very amusing?

[knitnstitchsue]

.................from Manchester. I'm only here to educate the masses............sort of missionary work!

Well, it's obvious that you were meant to live amongst the down-to-earth, straight-talking Yorkshire folk! Bet you fit right in.

[beckyboo]

am I the only one who finds these threads by Rhino very amusing?

they do amuse me in a cringing kinda way....you know like watching your Granny dance to the cheeky girls with her dress round her waist

(lol not that my Gran ever did but you know what I mean, you don't want to look and laugh but you have too)