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  • Joke for a Friday

    Got this this morning and I thought it was good so I just had to share!!

    Enjoy

    Lisa



    Glasgow Mortuary Humour
    Glesga mortuary

    A man who just died is delivered to a Glasgow mortuary wearing an
    expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    Big Tam the mortician asks the
    deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue. She gives Tam a blank cheque and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

    The woman returns the next day. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Tam, "Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

    To her astonishment, Tam presents her with the blank cheque. "Nae charge", he says.

    "No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!"
    she says. "Honestly, hen", Tam says, "it didnae cost nothin. You see, a deid gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit insteed, and she said it made nae difference as long as he looked nice."

    "So, I just switched their heids."
    Bowed Over
    Handmade Dog Collar Accessories
    www.bowedover.co.uk

  • #2
    Lol. .
    full time mum and very very part time crafter.

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    • #3
      Hahah!

      That made me go *gasp*

      Good one!
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      • #4
        Hysterical....

        ...that's fab...need tae send it to my Da...

        Jules
        Apple Tree Crafts
        www.appletreecraftfairs.com

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        • #5
          Excellent joke!!

          Si.
          Wood Tattoos
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          • #6
            ROFL!

            Thats hilarious
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            • #7
              Hahahahhahah!

              If you think about it, it's quite logical!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tip Top View Post
                Hahahahhahah!

                If you think about it, it's quite logical!
                <makes mental note to be very careful around logical Tip Top when not feeling well...>

                Wood Tattoos
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by woodtattoos View Post
                  <makes mental note to be very careful around logical Tip Top when not feeling well...>

                  Och no! I'm meeting Tip Top a week on Sat! Gonna watch my heid!!!!!!
                  Shaz xx
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                  Where else can you get Mental and Retail Therapy?!

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