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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.




    The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition"

    Flabbergasted but excited, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."






    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.




    She looked deeply into his eyes, and with the sexiest of voices said... "Clean my house."


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  • #2
    That's brilliant!!
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    • #3
      Love it.... would do for me!!!!!! Sad but true

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      • #4
        Definitely right - now what bar was it she was in?

        Hehe.

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        • #5
          Ha ha, good one

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          • #6
            Yep, that's right, but I wouldn't trust a man to do the job properly!!

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            • #7
              I like that one, funny, and a little bit true
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