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    Nine words women use...

    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    Right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the football before helping her to do something.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    Usually end in "fine" (refer back to #1)

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
    "you're welcome"

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying
    **** YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

    Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
    avoid if they remember the terminology.

    Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh,
    cause they know it's true.
    I came..I saw..I shopped

  • #2
    LOL That is SO funny and so true. Will definitely pass it on as my hubby is always showing me 'witty' things his mates have sent him about how great men are!![email protected]/


    • #3

      Cheers Janice


      • #4
        Good One !!!!! rotfl
        Shabby Neesey


        • #5
          I absolutely love this! THANK YOU SO MUCH...
          i have sent it to my ex bf! im sure he will love it.
          Thankfully, we are best mates. But it will dig in it
          Av xx
          Sprinkles Sparkles