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  • 10 thoughts to ponder for 2008 LOL

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


    Number 8
    Men have two emotions:

    Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

    teach a person to use the internet

    and they won't bother you for weeks.


    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky ...

    Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile

    when you shove them down the stairs.


    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

    lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

    It pays no attention to Criticism.


    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00

    and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?


    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

    Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in the UK but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?






    " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers…

    What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
    Vendi..Verdi..Visa...
    I came..I saw..I shopped

  • #2
    Very good, very good - brightened up a dull wet day.

    Cheers.

    Lisa

    Bowed Over
    Handmade Dog Collar Accessories
    www.bowedover.co.uk

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    • #3
      Rotflm*o!! :d
      full time mum and very very part time crafter.

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