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    Driving to the office this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner!

    I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that make up!

    It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
    In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn my willy, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

    F***ing women drivers!!!!!!!
    It's never too late to gyrate!

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    Hee hee!!!!
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        That was very good - hope the phones still working after the coffee cup incident .

        Hehe.

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          Hahhahahahahahah!!

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          • #6
            First Reaction....

            ....I thought why was someone who lives in Lancs driving to work on the M25....doh!

            Then I read on.....LOLOLOL

            Himself also read it, without cognitive thought and said 'Hope his wife kisses it better.....'

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Apple Tree Crafts View Post
              ....I thought why was someone who lives in Lancs driving to work on the M25....doh!

              Then I read on.....LOLOLOL

              Himself also read it, without cognitive thought and said 'Hope his wife kisses it better.....'

              Jules
              Hah hah hah!! We have been together for 14 years - things like THAT don't happen any more
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              • #8
                Originally posted by candles by lisa View Post
                That was very good - hope the phones still working after the coffee cup incident .

                :

                Hope other things are working after the coffee cup incident!!
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