I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are too high."
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft,
it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat
it.
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds
like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common? "Well It's not unusual."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in
my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my
older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin.
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."





couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are too high."
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft,
it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat
it.
"Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds
like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common? "Well It's not unusual."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in
my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my
older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin.

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."





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