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    Diet for stressed women. This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

    BREAKFAST
    * 1 Grapefruit
    * 1 slice whole-wheat toast
    * 1 cup skim milk

    LUNCH
    * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    * 1 cup herbal tea
    * 1 Penguin Biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
    * 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    * 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    * 2 loaves garlic bread
    * 1 family size Supreme pizza
    * 3 snickers bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    * 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER:

    'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'

    Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

    Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose10kgs

    IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

    Here's some advice for you:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all thethings you have started:
    So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay, a bottle of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!


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    • #3
      hahahah!!

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      • #4
        Grapefruit was on the news today..

        Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

        Odd...
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        • #5
          Originally posted by 0103media View Post
          Grapefruit was on the news today..

          Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

          Odd...
          Whhhhhhaaaattttt?????!!!!

          Oh, life is too short - eat what you want I say!

          I do!

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          • #6
            Very good!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by 0103media View Post
              Grapefruit was on the news today..

              Don't eat to much as it can cause cancer..

              Odd...
              I think the alcohol on this diet would do more damage than the grapefruit !!
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