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  • Woof Woof!!

    A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk
    around the block?"

    Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.

    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
    for a walk around the block? ,I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in
    heat,and to ask dad.
    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
    He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside
    to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now. Keep Belle
    on the leash and only go around the block once."
    The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

    (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!)

    The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
    block, so another dog is pushing her home."

    Jo x

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    lol!! Thats naughty!tehehe

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