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    Three women die together in an accident
    and go to heaven.



    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
    heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
    best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
    St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on
    a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
    The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
    comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
    ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
    first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for
    all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
    Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
    .. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.





    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
    for all of eternity?"















    The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
    .


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  • #2
    Very good. I heard something similar only probably not suitable for posting on the forum. We have had our share of smut with the Fantasy Film!!!


    hehe.

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    • #3
      That's a good one
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      • #4
        ha ha i like that one



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        • #5
          I've been trying to find that joke for ages! Thanks!

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          • #6
            ROFLMAO
            Caroline

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            • #7
              That's a good one! Me likes very muchly!
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