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  • Bad Joke (don't say I didn't warn you!)

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
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    He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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    The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
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    Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
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    The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
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    A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
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    She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
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    "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
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    The blonde says, "Don't worry."
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    She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
    She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
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    The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
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    Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another 10 feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
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    The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
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    The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
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    It says...
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    (Are you ready for this?)
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    (Are you sure?)
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    (This is bad!)
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    (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
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    (You can still delete it)
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    (Last chance)
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    (OK, here it is)
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    >>>>>> It says,
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    > > >>>
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    > > >>> "Hair Spray -
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    > > >>> Restores life to dead hair,
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    > > >>> adds permanent wave."
    Helen

    www.littlesnuggler.co.uk
    Total warmth and comfort for your baby and toddler up to 3 years

  • #2
    Grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! !!!!!!!

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    • #3
      I shall now go and tell that to everybody I know.......................both of them.

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      • #4
        Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha ha Ha. Best laugh ive had all day, will have to pass it on.
        www.craftyaddicts.co.uk
        for all your cardmaking and scrapbooking needs!!
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        • #5
          Originally posted by peter View Post
          I shall now go and tell that to everybody I know.......................both of them.
          Golly you're more popular than i gave you credit for Peter!!!!!!
          http://icecreambird.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Too many glasss of wine to focus - good joke though.

            Lisa
            Bowed Over
            Handmade Dog Collar Accessories
            www.bowedover.co.uk

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            • #7
              aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!! I shall tell my flatmate and blame you when she spits her tea out ...
              Heather
              Pretty Things Handmade Jewellery

              Website - www.prettythingsjewellery.co.uk


              Destash bead and papercrafting shop - http://www.misi.co.uk/handmade/BlackCatBeads.html

              New blog - www.prettythingsandwitterings.blogspot.com

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              • #8
                Very Good. Even Hubby laughed, so it must have bin good....
                Annette

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                • #9
                  haha. Very good.....I even got this one, sometimes it takes a while
                  Amanda
                  xx

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                  • #10
                    Oh Dear....

                    ...bad, but funny.......

                    Jules
                    Apple Tree Crafts
                    www.appletreecraftfairs.com

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