Just got sent this and it tickled my funny bone!!
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Subject: Mrs. Johnson
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait
painted by a well-known artist.
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She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat
diamond earrings, a large 2 carat diamond ring with baguettes... glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant."
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"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those
things."
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"I know," said Mrs Johnson. "My health is not good
and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the
b* tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."
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Subject: Mrs. Johnson
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait
painted by a well-known artist.
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>
She told the artist, "Paint me with one-carat
diamond earrings, a large 2 carat diamond ring with baguettes... glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant."
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"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those
things."
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"I know," said Mrs Johnson. "My health is not good
and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the
b* tch to go nuts looking for the jewelry."




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