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  • This little Piggy went to market-----

    today, at the market I was standing at, an MP came along to the veg stall next to mine and bought a bunch of bananas.

    Nothing funny about that--------but as the MP walked down the road the stall holder ran out waiving a piece of paper, calling out " Oi, Mr xyz, here's your receipt for your expenses!"

    The MP turned, smiled and then went over and kissed the stall holder on the cheek, and walked off.

    I have not laughed so much in ages, everyone on the Market Square was in convulsions of laughter.

    Jane
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  • #2
    Love it!!!!! wish I could have been there
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    • #3
      lol ...classic and taken so well by the MP
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      • #4
        That's hilarious! Sounds like MP was a bit of a good sport about it
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        • #5
          Just as well he wasn't buying something for his garden!!
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          • #6
            That is brilliant, just spat my cup of tea over the keyboard whilst reading it
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            • #7
              Originally posted by nicksyb View Post
              That is brilliant, just spat my cup of tea over the keyboard whilst reading it
              Sorry, but you cannot claim for a new keyboard on your expenses

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              • #8
                Hmmm just wondering if you can actually break the keyboard by dropping lots of fluid onto it as it seems to be very wet, must have a big mouth
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ifor-Jones View Post
                  Just as well he wasn't buying something for his garden!!
                  Like a house for his ducks?

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                  • #10
                    Sorry, but you cannot claim for a new keyboard on your expenses


                    Well, the MPs may be scandalous, but they've given us some laughs.

                    A friend saw a sign in a newsagants shop saying

                    "No more than two MPs are allowed in this shop at any one time"
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jencel View Post


                      Well, the MPs may be scandalous, but they've given us some laughs.

                      A friend saw a sign in a newsagants shop saying

                      "No more than two MPs are allowed in this shop at any one time"

                      Love it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by greannancrafts View Post
                        Like a house for his ducks?

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                        Sod the house, what about a whole island for the duckies, and while we're at it, lets clean the moat out too, and maybe fix some dry rot the other end of the country?!
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                        • #13
                          Our MP is Kitty Ussher.. and after it was disclosed she had claimed £20,000 for amongst other things repairs and renovations including "removing artex" and "widening an archway" she got dubbed Kitty Slussher..

                          And a lady I overheard said that she thought Kitty was her real name.. but now wonders if it was her nickname given her spending habits

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                          • #14
                            I always thought the Country was going to the dogs - perhaps they would make a better job of it!!!!! They could have "Doggie Bags" for lunch. That would save a bob or two.
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