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  • For you at christmas

    I hope I can post this, or even if this is the right place, it's a christmas recipie
    This is a good recipe, especially for those of you who like a few drinks over the festive season


    * 2 cups flour
    * 1 stick butter
    * 1 cup of water
    * 1 tsp baking soda
    * 1 cup of sugar
    * 1 tsp salt
    * 1 cup of brown sugar
    * Lemon juice
    * 4 large eggs
    * Nuts
    * 1 bottle wine
    * 2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity.. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.

    Bingle Jells!

  • #2
    I take it after drinking the bottle of wine that would all make sense?
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    • #3
      haha, the last bit made me laugh. but i definitely think you will need more than one bottle of wine, or if you dont drink wine im sure you can substitute it for your favorite tipple


      • #4
        Lol, I just received something very similar in an email


        • #5
          Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
          ha ha, that made me just choke on my coffee!! love it!
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          • #6
            Excellent recipe - I'm definitely gonna try that one.

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            • #7
              Glad you liked it


              • #8
                I saw it last year and it never fails to make me laugh - great stuff!
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                • #9
                  Brill xxx

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                  • #10
                    Mmmmm.... sounds yummy, will have to give it a go sometime!
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                    • #11

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                      • #12
                        Lol, what an excellent way to celebrate Christmas
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