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    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - not too keen on no3!

    1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

    2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

    7. You need only two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
    Julia

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  • #2

    making me chuckle!
    Diane
    www.artsandcraftsinthepeak.co.uk

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    • #3
      Hi

      great i must try all those on my patients as i,m a doctor.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by jaydee67 View Post
        AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES - not too keen on no3!
        So... 1 and 2 sounds GOOD to you?!
        Cheers,
        Scorch

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        • #5
          Superb, I nearly choked on my coffee!!!
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          • #6
            7. is best... lol
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            • #7
              Aaah they're quality!!

              I might have to try No. 5 on my other half!

              Great way to brighten up the last few hours of the working week!
              Caroline

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              • #8
                I love the last one - I think my other half has been applying this theory for years...
                Pink Giraffe
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                • #9
                  Where I work - if you can't fix it by hitting it hard then it needs replacing. This goes for anything - electrical, mechanical or students....
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                  • #10
                    hahaha love it!

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