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    The pregnant mistress


    For several years, a man was having an affair with an
    Italian woman.
    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a
    large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
    If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
    support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would
    know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
    mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghett i' on the back. He would then
    arrange for the child support payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey', she said, 'you received a verystrange post card today'. 'Oh, really? Let me see...', he said. The wife gave itto him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written:'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.'



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  • #2
    Hehe I liked that one. Cheered up a boring Thursday.

    Cheers.

    Lisa

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    • #3
      vERY FUNNY

      THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!! I AM A TRIPLET SO I FOUND IT VERY FUNNY!!!!! WHEN WE WERE BORN MY MUM THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING TRIPLETS. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO TWO OF US AND AS THE DOC WAS LEAVING THE HOUSE SHE CALLED HIM BACK. SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. HE ASSURED HER SHE WOULD BE OK. AS HE GOT TO THE GATE MY MUM SHOUTED, SHE HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO NUMBER THREE!!!!! DAD FAINTED!!!!! LEFT HOME AND NEVER CAME BACK!!!! NO, ONLY JOKING!!!!!! SUE XX
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      • #4
        That's added a much welcomed smile to my face whilst tucking into my weetabix!!.
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        • #5
          HA HA !! nice one Snow Angel. I will text that one around my pals. cheers!!!!


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          • #6
            very funny
            Jan xx



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            • #7
              Brilliant joke, made me smile!

              Si.
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              • #8
                thats good
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                • #9
                  Brilliant
                  Annette

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