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    NIGELLA'S WAY v THE REAL WOMAN!
    1.Nigella's Way

    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips
    .
    The Real Woman's Way

    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.


    2.
    Nigella's Way

    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Buy instant mash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.


    3.
    Nigella's Way

    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Safeway sells cakes. They even do decorated versions.


    4.
    Nigella's Way

    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

    The Real Woman's Way

    If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough!. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'


    5.
    Nigella's Way

    Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

    The Real Woman's Way

    It could keep forever.
    Who eats it?

    6.
    Nigella's Way

    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    The Real Woman's Way

    Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you won't care!


    7.
    Nigella's Way

    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    The Real Woman's Way

    So, what are men for, then??


    8.
    Nigella's Way

    Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

    The Real Woman's Way

    Left over wine????
    Helloooo
    Trish

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    I laughed my socks of whilst son brewing up.
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    • #3
      lol

      that is so very true!

      I shout at the telly when she is on, she just annoys me so much.
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      • #4
        haha thats brilliant, couldnt help laughing and nodding to those!
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        • #5
          Oh yes! I laughed so much I think I have a headache coming on.... now where are those limes (& the vodka....)
          Ali
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          • #6
            that was so funny and true id rather have a bacardi though
            Jan xx



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            • #7
              Very funny, do you think the headache cure works with Malibu too? Selina

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              • #8
                Very funny!

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                • #9
                  brilliant

                  what more can I say
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                  • #10
                    Very good !
                    Mel

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                    • #11
                      *lol* very funy.. especially the celery bit... reallly the only person I know who likes it is my dad... horrid stuff.
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                      • #12
                        They are so true! But I do have to admit to having one of her cook books..hence why I am over weight, everything has butter and fresh cream in it!
                        Anice xx
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