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    An atheist was walking through the woods.

    "What majestic trees"!
    "What powerful rivers"!
    "What beautiful animals"!

    He said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

    Time Stopped.
    The bear froze.
    The forest was silent.

    As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

    "Very Well," said the voice.

    The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

    "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."



    Last edited by indri; 19-03-2008, 05:45 PM.
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    Joke

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Very good joke. I always wonder about who makes them up!!! Do they do it for a loving? Do they sit with paper and pen all day hoping for an inspiration?? Suppose we'll never know!! Sue.xx
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      Originally posted by SusieQ View Post
      Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Very good joke. I always wonder about who makes them up!!! Do they do it for a loving? Do they sit with paper and pen all day hoping for an inspiration?? Suppose we'll never know!! Sue.xx
      It's meant to say 'Do they do it for a LIVING!! XX
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      • #4


        Like it!

        Shaz x
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        • #5
          ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

          love that joke!
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          • #6
            Very good. Liked that one.
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            • #7
              Great, I laughed out loud at the end of the joke - always a sign of a good one!
              Cynthia
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              • #8
                excellent!

                i laughed out loud too, causing all in the house to gape at me! VERY VERYrare for me to laugh out loud! well actually, due to lack of use of the vocal chords, its more of a discordant cackle!

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                • #9
                  HA HA HA very funny!

                  I have to say, I think I've laughed more since joining the forum than I have done in ages!
                  Natalie
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                  • #10
                    LOL! Nice one

                    Linda

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                    • #11
                      te he he, that made me giggle
                      Av xx
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                      • #12
                        even my OH had a good old laugh at this and he is an atheist
                        while i knit i think

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