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    CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK

    A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery.
    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

    She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

    The nun asked if he had money in the bank He replied, 'No money in the bank.'

    The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters!. Nuns are married to God.'

    The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
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  • #2
    lol. funny!
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    • #3
      Ha ha, good one

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      • #4
        Very good!
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        • #5
          Good One! Rotf
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