Carrying on the swirl tradition...

[swirlyarts]

...here's a joke.


A man goes into a sweet shop and asks for a Boost,
a Twirl and a Topic.

The shop assistant says: "Nice eyes," spins around,
and then says: "George Bush: hero or villain?"


Think about it!!

[Bowed Over]

Very good, that did take me a bit of time to work out though.

Hehe.

Lisa

[MrSwirl]

What do you get if you cross a pirate with a robot?













Arrrrrrr-2D2

[EMEvans]

How do you stop a man from reading your emails??
















Re name the inbox to instruction manual.

[craftdancer]

Nice one Swirly.
MrSwirl - you don't get any better do you?
Emma - tee hee!! Sounds about right!

[Tip Top]

Encore!!!

[MrSwirl]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.

Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."