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    8 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

    9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

    Noon - Lunch! My favourite thing!

    1 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

    5 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

    7 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

    8 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

    11 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


    Day 983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
    hashor some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rationsperfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up mystrength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
    In an
    attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
    I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescendingcomments about what a "good little hunter" I am.


    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
    placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
    confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
    tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try thisagain tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

    The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
    tobe more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

    The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
    guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
    My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
    so he is safe ... . ...

    For now...

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  • #2
    Love it! I think that is my cats secret diary!
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    • #3
      It's been a hard day for my three cats today - Only 18 hours of full sleep interspersed with 3 mealtimes and the rest of the time lounging around the conservatory, with the occasional walk across my keyboard to disrupt my working. Meanwhile Muffin the rotweiller discovered yet again that you don't go near a little cats food bowl when she's eating - I've never seen a big brave dog move so fast as when he's being pursued by a scruffy little tabby!!


      • #4
        Have you been talking to my cat?
        In an attempt to escape I found her on the roof the other day. Trying to send SOS messages through the tv arial. The kids were terrified she would fall and hurt herself. So twi histerical kids and a cat!!! After a while she just strolled back down. Bless her

        Hears a pic of Lillie.
        Last edited by michelleC; 08-08-2007, 06:08 PM.


        • #5
          I like that reminds me of my dogs


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