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    A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
    He
    reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
    wondering what could have happened to her.

    Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
    couple of
    policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
    The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
    really
    bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
    'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first.'

    The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
    Bill
    here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the
    reef.
    He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
    The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
    of a
    turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
    the
    good news is.

    The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
    really
    good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've
    brought
    you your share.'
    He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
    five
    crabs in it.
    'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
    that... So what's the other possible good news?

    'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
    here
    get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and
    pull
    her up again!
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