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  • 9 Words Women Use

    1.. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8 . Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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  • #2
    However - most men aren't listening to hear any of this anyway!!

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    • #3

      One response men use....relax, calm down: this has the opposite effect.


      • #4
        Or they ask "wassa matter with you?" in a tone that suggest they couldn't give a monkeys!

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        • #5
          I agree with everything that has been said so far... and any men out there.. SO SHOULD YOU.
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