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  • Joke: 0 to 200 in 6 secs

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really pissed.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
    Emma
    Luxury craft supplies & magnolia Stamps - Sassy Crafts
    Sassy Crafts Blog
    My Blog


  • #2
    Love it!.................

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    • #3
      Nice one.....
      Helen

      www.littlesnuggler.co.uk
      Total warmth and comfort for your baby and toddler up to 3 years

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      • #4
        PMSL!¬!!!
        http://butterbeandesigns.co.uk/

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        • #5
          Great !
          Caroline

          You don't need talent to be artistic you just need patience!

          www.potterdoodledoo.co.uk

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