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    9 Words Women Use



    1.) Fine:
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
    need to shut up.



    2.) Five Minutes:
    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
    five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
    game before helping around the house.



    3.) Nothing:
    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be
    on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



    4.) Go Ahead:
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    5.) Loud Sigh:
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
    about nothing. (Refer back to No 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    6.) That's Okay:
    This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
    That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and
    when you will pay for your mistake.



    7.) Thanks:
    A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're
    welcome.



    8.) Whatever:
    Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!



    9.) Don't worry about it, I'll see to it:
    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
    told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will
    later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response
    refer to No 3.
    .


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  • #2
    Yep - that's just about right!!!! and don't forget it!!!!

    Lisa
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    • #3
      Not bad!
      A man who understands woman... Lucky mrs media!
      full time mum and very very part time crafter.

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      • #4
        I can see you don't have women trouble as you know them so well!
        Emma
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        • #5
          Well Done....

          ..he's learning!

          Himself knows these few simple rules off by heart...hence we have been happily married for 24 years....

          Jules
          Apple Tree Crafts
          www.appletreecraftfairs.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Apple Tree Crafts View Post
            ..he's learning!

            Himself knows these few simple rules off by heart...hence we have been happily married for 24 years....

            Jules
            Serial Killers have less of a sentence than that!!!!!!
            When's your 25 Annerversary? We'll all have to send you a card - handmade of course.
            Emma
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            • #7
              That's where i've gone wrong didn't train my man early enough. he wouldn't know what i ment if I said it in plain english. not happily married!
              Joanne

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              • #8
                Matt also understands these rules but needs to reminded of them sometimes
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