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Death of a Teenager......
My daughter is going to die...probably from laughing.
I am not amused. I was on the loo earlier, happily browsing through CL mag, when the phone rang. No worries, Philippa can answer it
Then I hear her coming up the stairs chatting into the phone, using her grown up polite voice (not one I hear often...) and telling someone that yes, her mother probably would do a craft fair there. Oh yes, it IS posh...my mother will love it...
(Wow! Great...a posh venue)
And she goes on...Wait a minute, I'll just pass you over to Mum, she's on the loo, trousers around her knees...
(AAgghhh OMG I'm going to KILL her...posh venue's just gone out the window...)
Grimace at daughter as she opens loo door, and compose myself to be suitably impressive to the caller........Helleau?
It was my mother, laughing fit to bust!
The daughter is very very dead meat when I catch her!
Jules
PS In light of recent events in the news, I apologise for the title of my thread, it was very thoughtless of me.
I am not amused. I was on the loo earlier, happily browsing through CL mag, when the phone rang. No worries, Philippa can answer it
Then I hear her coming up the stairs chatting into the phone, using her grown up polite voice (not one I hear often...) and telling someone that yes, her mother probably would do a craft fair there. Oh yes, it IS posh...my mother will love it...
(Wow! Great...a posh venue)
And she goes on...Wait a minute, I'll just pass you over to Mum, she's on the loo, trousers around her knees...
(AAgghhh OMG I'm going to KILL her...posh venue's just gone out the window...)
Grimace at daughter as she opens loo door, and compose myself to be suitably impressive to the caller........Helleau?
It was my mother, laughing fit to bust!
The daughter is very very dead meat when I catch her!
Jules
PS In light of recent events in the news, I apologise for the title of my thread, it was very thoughtless of me.
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