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  • JOKE: How many sheep do I have?

    How many sheep do I have? (no offence meant to any blondes on here)

    There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

    So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

    Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

    "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

    The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

    "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

    Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

    She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

    She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

    The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog." - Fabric buttons, button supplies and handmade accessories

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    I Love Blonde Jokes....

    My sister & are blonde. Last year, we bought my sister a CD rewinder for Christmas.......

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