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    A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
    doctors.

    "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.

    "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test
    and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."

    The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
    "What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

    "I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

    "No, I can't be I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper
    bag.

    "Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

    "NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

    "Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"

    "NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper
    bag!"

    "Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

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  • #2
    Oh dear. That's a real groaner.

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    • #3
      didn't see that coming!!
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      • #4
        Made me laugh!!!!
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        • #5
          Thats going to make me giggle everytime i see a paper bag now!
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          • #6
            Like it!


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            • #7
              Another joke.....

              A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
              The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.
              The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
              The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.

              The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

              By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library.

              She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time.














              The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."

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              • #8
                ...................................the paper bag one was good................. ..................still wincing at the chicken & frog!

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                • #9
                  Come on then Peter!

                  Tell us a joke.......I know mine was a groaner, I liked it though.

                  I love joke threads, great to start the day off with a giggle!

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                  • #10
                    Needless to say I laughed at both of them!!
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                    • #11
                      Ow groan, groan.
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                      • #12
                        Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
                        bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

                        MAN: "Hello"

                        WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the golf club?"

                        MAN: "Yes"

                        WOMAN: "I'm in Bond street right now and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

                        MAN: "Yes, go ahead if you like it that much."

                        WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes showroom and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

                        MAN: "How much?"

                        WOMAN: "£90,000"

                        MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the extras."

                        WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year

                        is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

                        MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will
                        probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's a really nice house.

                        WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

                        MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

                        The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

                        He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"



                        I thought that was hilarious!

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                        • #13
                          A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

                          A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

                          The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

                          When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

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                          • #14
                            Very good...
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                            • #15
                              Ha Ha Ha! Thanks everyone..I missed this thread before and a laugh is just what I needed!
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