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  • Monday Funny - Don't mess with old people!!

    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD

    George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

    George said, "Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

    Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.

    Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story) I LOVE IT!
    Don't mess with old people

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  • #2
    I think this is a good one.

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    • #3
      Ha Ha....very good
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      • #4
        That is very good!!
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        • #5
          Excellent! wish I'd thought of that 4 years ago when my downstairs neighbour decided, one night to get drunk whilst on medication, he went mad with a hammer banging on his ceiling/my floor and was shouting and hollering. I called the police and told them I was on my own with two small children and was being threatened. I'm stll waiting for them to come and investigate!!!!

          (have to add that I have since moved)
          Diane
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          • #6
            Superb! Just goes to show the police can prioritise you if they think there is enough reason
            Terry xxx
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            • #7
              That's great! Just the thing for putting a smile on your face on a monday morning.

              Sue x
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              • #8
                TOTALLY BRILLIANT!!!

                I laughed out loud when I read the punchline ...a lesson for us all I think ...never take no for an answer when you NEED the police!!!

                Fair Do

                Fair Do's!

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