Things you do when you're bored........

[Peter]

Surrealism time.............

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Your-Hermit-Crab-a-Bath

enjoy.

[Apple Tree Crafts]

Is it...

Bathing the crab or writing the crab-bathing article, that you do when bored? Or both? And, why choose a hermit crab as a pet? Surely the very name implies that this crab really doesn't want company?


Jules

[wabbit]

Also Peter, I don't think we have the full story, did you just casually stumble upon this article or were you specifically looking for crab bathing tips

[Peter]

I'll have you know I bathe my crabs regularly!.....................

[mollymandy]

Very pleased to hear it.

[Apple Tree Crafts]

If you have to bathe your crabs regularly.....

.........perhaps you're not using the right lotion? Try seeing your doctor....











......just kidding...

[Peter]

I did, and he told me to stop being so crabby..................

[mollymandy]

Sent a fairy to make you better.[IMG]http://www.webweaver***/clipart/img/fantasy/fairies/butterfly-faerie-glitter.gif[/IMG]

[Peter]

That is what's commonly known as a thread killer!

[Apple Tree Crafts]

Nooooo......

That's definitely a fairy, I've seen them before.....doesn't look anything like a killer thread.


Jules

[Seahorse]

I'll have you know I bathe my crabs regularly!.....................

Do you have a strong urge to walk sideways?

[Apple Tree Crafts]

Peter? Peter?

......no, I think he's scuttled away under his rock....


Jules

[Peter]

No, I've just been on the SIDElines.......................it's not easy thinking of crab jokes!
I also have a head full of peyote - not easy for a man! Second week of class, and I've mastered odd count figure eight turns - tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!

[Le Rayon de Cartes]

you lot are totally barmy! I think you have had tooo much spare time, i really don't think getting a crab will help (there must be a limit to how many times you can bath a crab in one day!).

[Peter]

Depends on the shampoo - they hate it when it gets in their eyes.