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    --- Black Testicles
    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
    wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
    heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
    procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
    partial sponge bath.
    Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
    testicles black?'
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
    Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
    He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
    black?'
    Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
    about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
    and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
    his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
    around.
    Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
    nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
    The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
    says very slowly,
    'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
    very, very closely......


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  • #2
    Ah the olduns are the best!!

    Love it

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    • #3
      Oh dear!!!
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      • #4
        hahahahhaaa just what we need on a Friday morning.

        Can we also have a Monday morning joke too????
        Diane
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        • #5
          lmao..... very good
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