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    this was an email that I thought you might enjoy. THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play Two sports And either take music Or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must Take care of his 3 kids; Keep his assigned house clean, Correct all homework, And complete science projects, Cook, do laundry, And pay a list of 'pretend' bills With no t enough money. In addition, each manWill have to budget moneyFor groceries each week. Each man Must remember the birthdays Of all their friends and relatives, And send cards out On time--no Emailing. Each man must also Take each child to a doctor's appointment, A dentist appointment And a haircut appointment. He must make One unscheduled and inconvenient Visit per child To the Urgent Care. He must also Make cookies or cup cakes For a social function. Each man Will be responsible for Decorating his own assigned house, Planting flowers outside And keeping it presentable At all times. The men will onlyHave access to televisionWhen the kids are asleep And all chores are done. The men must Shave their legs, Wear makeup daily, Adorn himself with jewelry, Wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, Keep fingernails polished And eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, The men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,And have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain orSlow down from other duties. They must attend Weekly school meetings, Church, and find time At least once to spend the afternoon At the park or a similar setting. They will need to Read a book to the kids Each night and in the morning, Feed them, dress them, Brush their teeth and Comb their hair by 7:00 am.< /B>A test will l be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will berequired to know all of the following information: Each child's birthday, Height, weight,Shoe size, clothes size And doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, Length, time of birth, And length of labor, Each child's favorite color, Middle name, Favorite snack, Favorite song, Favorite drink, Favorite toy, Biggest fear andWhat they want to be when they grow up.The kids vote them off the island Based on performance. The last man wins only if...He still has enough energyTo be intimate with his spouseAt a moment's notice.If the last man does WI n, He can play the game over and over And over again for the next 18-25 years Eventually earning the rightTo be called Mother!After you get done laughing,Send this to as many females as you Think will get a kick out of it and As many men as you think can Handle it. Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.
    My blog http://setters-delight.blogspot.com

    Folksy http://www.justgifts.folksy.com

  • #2
    Yes. it gets my support. But I think its a non starter
    Carol
    God helps them that help themselves.

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    • #3
      Is that what mum's are supposed to do?
      Auntynet

      Step-daughter's website selling hand dyed sock yarns www.knotanotherknitter.com




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      • #4
        not being a mum myself can't answer, but it sounds right when I listen to others.
        My blog http://setters-delight.blogspot.com

        Folksy http://www.justgifts.folksy.com

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        • #5
          hahaha thats funny... though can you imagine what the guys would say if the producers of the show said "you don't get paid for the show, nor do you become famous as a result of the show, your just doing it because YOU WANT TO". ha.
          http://www.freewebs.com/handmade-cr
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