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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab , and notices that the
    > VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    >
    >
    > She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask
    > you but I don't want to offend you' She answers, 'My son, you cannot
    > offend me.
    >
    >
    > When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
    > get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
    >
    >
    > I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
    > offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
    >
    >
    > She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
    > Have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.' The cab driver is
    > very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic! 'OK' the nun
    > says. 'Pull into the next alley.
    >
    >
    > ' The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
    > Blush.
    > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 'My
    > dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?
    >
    >
    > ' 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
    > And I'm Jewish.'
    >
    >
    > The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
    > Halloween party.'

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    Very funny my sort of joke
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    • #3
      Ha ha, I like.
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      • #4
        My aged aunt is rolling round the kitchen floor. I feel like joining her.
        Very funny.
        Carol
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        • #5
          Very good, made a boring morning at work a little bit brighter.

          Cheers.

          Lisa

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          • #6
            May I add my joke to this cracker?. Man goes to watch Spurs in a pub with his Rotweiler. Sure enough, Spurs lose, but the dog goes mad trying to bite everyone. A punter asks " does he always do that when Spurs lose"
            "Yep" comes the reply
            "What happens when they win"?
            "Don't know, I've only had the dog 6 months"
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            • #7
              Love the nun joke !!
              Mel

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              • #8
                he he he!! tell some more. xxx


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                • #9
                  Brilliant!! Made me laugh out loud!
                  Trish

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