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    I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

    'No, I had to stop drinking years ago' , the homeless woman told me.

    'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

    'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

    'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

    'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

    'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband a nd me tonight.'

    The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

    I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
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    He he he


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    • #3
      I love it, very funny.

      PS How did you get my photo!!!
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      • #4
        Nice one, Indri.
        Auntynet

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        • #5
          Ha Ha that's brilliant!!!!! Must show Bob that to make him realise how lucky he is!!!!! He He Sue xx
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Steffi View Post
            I love it, very funny.

            PS How did you get my photo!!!
            Ah, well, wouldn't you like to know - good to hear my stalking paid off!!
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            'I am sure it must hurt your eyes to work filigree by candlelight.' - Jane Austen

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            • #7
              Very good, very good.

              Cheers.

              Lisa

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