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    Why women lie:

    One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.
    'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
    The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

    'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
    The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.


    'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

    Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.

    'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

    Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.
    And so the Lord let her keep him.
    The moral of this story is:
    Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
    Signed,
    All Us Women, Amen
    Last edited by indri; 12-09-2008, 01:02 PM.
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    There's a little lie, i think you women know what i'm talking about
    It's called a headache
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      "You've Got to Keep Your Mind Wide Open" - AnnaSophia Robb
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Louise88 View Post
        There's a little lie, i think you women know what i'm talking about
        It's called a headache
        Don't worry, we have just what you need before you even say it.

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        • #5
          Paracetamol takes half an hour to kick in, by that time you've fallen asleep
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          • #6
            SHAME ON YOU INDRI!!!!!



            You really should know better than to give men an insight into the way a woman's mind works.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by auntynet View Post
              SHAME ON YOU INDRI!!!!!



              You really should know better than to give men an insight into the way a woman's mind works.

              So sorry!
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              • #8
                I'll have to start buying stronger paracetamol
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ideas In Paper View Post
                  I'll have to start buying stronger paracetamol
                  Stronger paracetamol might knock the woman out!
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                  • #10
                    LOL..........
                    Your letting them in on it NOOOoooooo!!!

                    Right off to push my boyfriend in a river

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jode View Post
                      LOL..........
                      Your letting them in on it NOOOoooooo!!!

                      Right off to push my boyfriend in a river

                      J x
                      Hmmm.....let me know how that goes! I might try it too
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                      • #12
                        lol, very funny

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                          Very good Indri!!! Suexx
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                            Sounds like there may have been a lot of wet boyfriends this weekend...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by woodtattoos View Post
                              Sounds like there may have been a lot of wet boyfriends this weekend...
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