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    A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
    The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?
    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

    The doctor raises both eyebrows , but he is so amazed that such an
    elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
    nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks
    them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and
    says goodbye.

    The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex
    therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
    agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
    appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor,
    then leaves.

    Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm
    sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

    The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's
    married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
    to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do
    it here for £50, and I get £43 back from Bupa.'

  • #2
    that's funny

    that's funny
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    • #3
      Yes. suits my sence of humour that does.
      God helps them that help themselves.


      • #4

        Very funny!!!
        Cathy xx
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        • #5
          Very funny!

          Jo x
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