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    How to Shower Like a Woman

    Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket
    according to lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower.

    Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    Vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

    Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

    Get out of shower.

    Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

    If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


    ***********************


    How to Shower Like a Man

    Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
    them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the
    'woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

    Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

    Get in the shower.

    Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair.

    Make a Shampoo Mohican

    Wee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Partially dry off.

    Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

    Admire willy size in mirror again.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.

    I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!





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  • #2
    I take exception to that.....................................









    I've never made a shampoo mohican in my life.

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    • #3
      Off to show DH this - LOL
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      • #4
        Hilarious!! Made me cry laughing!! Selina

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        • #5
          soooooooo funny

          that was so funny, it will be winging it's way around the globe.
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          • #6
            My old ladies will really enjoy that one - thanks.
            Carol
            God helps them that help themselves.

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            • #7
              That is so funny!!! I'm shaking with laughing so much!! Suexx
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              • #8
                OMG that is sooooo funny . . . . . . and true!

                I think maybe there are one or two other bits you could have added like . . .

                when farting in the shower, always get your bum as close to the shower curtain as possible to see if you can make it move.

                when admiring your willy for the second time - notice how much bigger it looks because of the warm environment.

                Auntynet

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                • #9
                  Aye how close to the truth is that!!!
                  Hugs Aly xxx

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                  • #10
                    EXCELLENT!

                    whilst holding hands up and confessing I'm not a very girly-girl so, with the exception of conditioning my hair and having no willy to shake or admire, I do fall headlong into some of the male showering attributes

                    Shaz x
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                    • #11
                      Very Funny

                      Funny and almost true, lots of thanks for the laughs. Will pass it around.
                      Chris W.
                      x
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                      • #12
                        Your very wellcome


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                        • #13
                          ROTFLMAO

                          Linda

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                          • #14
                            Hee hee! It's soooo true! especially the 'woo woo' bit





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                            • #15
                              Absolutely hilarious,,real belly laugh going on here...me girlfriends are gonna be seeing that one

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