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  • Clever signs - Funny.

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:


    'Dr. Jones, at your cervix..'


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    In a Podiatrist's office:


    'Time wounds all heels.'



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    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon ::


    'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels'


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    On another Septic Tank Truck:


    'We're No.1 in the No. 2 business'


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    At a Proctologist's door:


    'To expedite your visit please back in.'


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    On a Plumber's truck:


    'We repair what your husband fixed.'


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    On another Plumber's truck:


    'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'


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    On a Church's Billboard:


    '7 days without God makes one weak.'


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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :


    'Invite us to your next blowout.'


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    At a Towing company:


    'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'


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    On an Electrician's truck:


    'Let us remove your shorts.'


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    In a Nonsmoking Area:


    'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'


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    On a Maternity Room door:


    'Push. Push. Push.'


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    At an Optometrist's Office :


    'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'


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    At a Car Dealership:


    'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'


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    Outside a Muffler Shop:


    'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'


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    In a Vet's waiting room:


    'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'


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    In a Restaurant window :


    'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'


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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:


    'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


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    Chicago Radiator Shop:


    'Best place in town to take a leak.'
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    I like the vet sign!!
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    • #3
      Very clever play on words.

      Had to look up 2 of the words - podiatrist (basically a chiropodist) and how any doctor would want spe******e in proctology is beyond me. eeeeeeew! Maybe Dr Gillian (You are what you eat) could be classed as one of those.
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      • #4
        I like the last one! Made me smile.
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        • #5
          ROFL, very funny! I love em!

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          • #6
            very good especially the smoking one!!
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            • #7
              ROFL very good!!
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              • #8
                Very funny! You're on top form today.

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                • #9
                  nice one

                  very good, nice one.
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                  • #10
                    Very funny, i like the plumber ones - made me smile

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                    • #11
                      very funny woodtatts !
                      Mel

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                      • #12
                        Hehehehehheeh!!!

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                        • #13
                          Very funny, all of em, I kept thinking I had a favourite until I read the one after it

                          Excellent Si

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