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    I really hope this one is ok, I keep getting them taken off....If it is not I'll apologise now but I've checked and checked and can't see anything wrong with it...


    A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

    "Talking Dog For Sale."

    He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
    "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5.
    In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
    in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
    would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
    eight years running."

    "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
    I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

    "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
    medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed.
    He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    "Ten pounds," the guy says. "Ten pounds? This dog is amazing!

    Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff"
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  • #2
    yep that's fine and funny!
    full time mum and very very part time crafter.

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    • #3
      Very funny!
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      • #4
        Yeah I've done it 3rd time lucky!!!
        Thanks very much
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        • #5
          Lol very good



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          • #6
            Now that's a good one!! so glad you persevered!!

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            • #7
              Thanks Peter, nice avatar by the way
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              • #8
                Perseverance paid off! Great joke!!

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                • #9
                  luv it

                  Originally posted by Ideas In Paper View Post
                  I really hope this one is ok, I keep getting them taken off....If it is not I'll apologise now but I've checked and checked and can't see anything wrong with it...


                  A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

                  "Talking Dog For Sale."

                  He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

                  The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

                  "You talk?" he asks.

                  "Yep," the Lab replies.

                  After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
                  "So, what's your story?"

                  The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5.
                  In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
                  in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
                  would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
                  eight years running."

                  "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
                  I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

                  "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
                  medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

                  The guy is amazed.
                  He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

                  "Ten pounds," the guy says. "Ten pounds? This dog is amazing!

                  Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

                  "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff"
                  Luv it, that's another one I'll show my mum tomorrow.
                  Garters

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                  • #10
                    He He That's very good!!!!! Sue xx
                    http://susieQinblogland.blogspot.com

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                    • #11
                      Brilliant we were all laughing our heads off - thank you
                      Annette

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                      • #12
                        Very good!!
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