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  • While we've got a few funnies going around...

    Here's some 'life' wisdom

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
    Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and
    presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
    vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
    you chop away.

    3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting
    the toilet seat just by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
    pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will
    prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
    after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
    hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

    8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
    of life really are:

    In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
    If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
    If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

    9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
    know them.

    10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.


    Thought for the Day:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
    GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
    YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
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    Originally posted by ladyluckjewellery;110191[FONT=Verdana
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    Thought for the Day:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY
    GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO
    YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
    That had both me and Urbtaf laughing till we cried. Are we sick or what????
    Auntynet

    Step-daughter's website selling hand dyed sock yarns www.knotanotherknitter.com




    ~ * ~ * ~ Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most! ~ * ~ * ~

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    • #3
      Definitely liked the thought for the day as well!!!
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      'I am sure it must hurt your eyes to work filigree by candlelight.' - Jane Austen

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      • #4
        I am a firm believer in duct tape/WD-40!

        Thought for the day was hilarious!
        Trish

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