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    Kids Look At Things Differently

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    POLICE
    While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?

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    POLICE
    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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    ELDERLY
    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

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    DRESS-UP
    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache next morning."

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    DEATH
    While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather. .and unto the Soonnn . . .....and into the hole he gooooes."

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    SCHOOL
    A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"

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    BIBLE
    A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the ages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

  • #2
    ROFL - brilliant, don't you just love the things kids come out with
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    • #3
      You are right kids do see things differently! Here's another one for you, a true story that happened a few years ago -

      'My son had asked why all the crisp packets were different colours, I explained that the red ones were for ready salted, the blue were salt and vinegar, the brown were beef etc., later that day we were treating the children to a slush puppy, and when asked which colour he wanted, my son replied...umm...I'll have a green one...cheese and onion flavour!'

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      • #4
        Love em!

        I always liked a story I read once about a mother who told her little one off for talking about the various people that were on the bus, she told her it was rude to say things about people so she should wait and tell her mother afterwards

        ...so the next time they were on the bus, the little one duly said in a nice loud voice (as they do) "you see that lady over there mum?"...mum said yes...little one said "I'll tell you later"

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