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    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'


    Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that
    Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'



    One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't
    Ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'



    To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter
    Ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty
    Dollars.'



    The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'


    Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.


    When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and
    Said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'



    Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

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  • #2
    I like that one!
    Julia

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    • #3
      I'm doing well this morning, thats the third one I have been able to print off to tell my Old Ladies at Age Concern on Monday. Thanks.
      By the way - I enjoyed it too.
      Carol
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      • #4
        Very funny . Its good to start the day with a laugh. Thanks
        Jo x
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        • #5
          very good

          that's another good one. It will be winging it's way around the globe shortly.
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          • #6
            That is so funny!!! Sue xx
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            • #7
              Hahahaha, very good!!

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