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    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
    about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
    I started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then
    I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
    exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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  • #2
    LMAO

    very good
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    • #3
      I have printed that off. It will make my old ladies giggle on Monday morning. They like a joke. Actually, the dirtier the better surprisingly enough the little devils.
      Carol
      God helps them that help themselves.

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      • #4
        Lol, very good

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        • #5
          Ha Ha Ha!

          Can't believe I couldn't see where that was going!
          Natalie
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          • #6


            I didn't see where it was going either.
            Auntynet

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            ~ * ~ * ~ Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most! ~ * ~ * ~

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            • #7
              That's great!
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              • #8
                Thats ace.....
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                • #9
                  Me neither! (see where it was going that is)

                  Good one

                  Shaz x
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                  • #10
                    Brilliant!
                    Trish

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                    • #11
                      Fab! That's funny!
                      Caroline

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