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    Does anyone know of any good jokes please. Its my other half's Birthday tomorrow and we are going out for a meal about 12 of us so i thought as a joke i would do up some party bags for everyone and i need some jokes to go inside them like the ones you get in christmas crackers



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    This is my best.

    lol..

    how do you fit a elephant in a safeway bag..


    drumb roll....



    Take the "s" out of safe and the "f" out of way



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    • #3
      Take a look at Comedy Central http://jokes.comedycentral.com/joke_of_day.aspx
      Jayne


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      • #4
        took me a while but a good one.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by goldy1 View Post
          took me a while but a good one.
          works well with lots of beer and people who can only just speak english heheheheee..
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          • #6
            Oh there will be lots of beer or should i say cider



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            • #7
              Originally posted by Poppy4lee View Post



              Thanks just found this one on there




              What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?




              Bacon and legs.



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              • #8
                Originally posted by Snow angel View Post
                Thanks just found this one on there




                What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?




                Bacon and legs.
                Cringe ~ I love it
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                • #9
                  An oldy.... What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo...







                  a wooly jummper.
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                  • #10
                    Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "who's driving?"

                    Love that one!

                    What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof?

                    Get down
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                    • #11
                      what do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?


                      a receding hareline


                      what do you call James Bond in the bath?

                      Bubble Oh Seven
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                      • #12
                        Thank you everyone



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                        • #13
                          I dont get the elephant and safeway bag one..... anybody care to explain???? Im tres confused!
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by lauralou1601 View Post
                            I dont get the elephant and safeway bag one..... anybody care to explain???? Im tres confused!
                            me neither.........glad I'm not the only confused one
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Pagan View Post
                              me neither.........glad I'm not the only confused one
                              Took me a while to get it I must admit, but there is no f in way!!!
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