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  • Connection with God .... (its a joke)

    A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
    The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

    And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

    Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

    He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

    And she says, "Not again! The idiot, he keeps peeing in the refrigerator!"
    Auntynet

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    Apparently it's too short, so oops, there were 2 too many, I'm learning fast!! Wot a lot of rules and regs.
    Last edited by Emagggie; 16-07-2008, 11:22 PM.

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    • #3
      Great joke, thanks for that!

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      • #4
        Enjoyed it as usual.
        Carol
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        • #5
          I like that one
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          A mind is like a parachute........it only functions when open

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