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    In this life I'm a woman.

    In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

    When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

    When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

    If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

    If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

    Yup ... gonna be a bear!



    Auntynet

    Step-daughter's website selling hand dyed sock yarns www.knotanotherknitter.com




    ~ * ~ * ~ Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most! ~ * ~ * ~

  • #2
    That was a wonderful post to wake up to!!!!!! Really made me smile!!! Yes, I could handle being a bear too!!!!! Sounds good to me!!!! Sue xx
    http://susieQinblogland.blogspot.com

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    • #3
      That's lovely AuntyNet, I'm going to be a bear too!!

      Cx
      Love LittleGems x
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      www.truly-handmade.co.uk

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      • #4
        We've got that up at work
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        'I am sure it must hurt your eyes to work filigree by candlelight.' - Jane Austen

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        • #5
          Originally posted by auntynet View Post
          In this life I'm a woman.

          In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

          When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

          When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

          If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

          If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

          Yup ... gonna be a bear!


          and a fur coat for free!!
          Carol
          God helps them that help themselves.

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          • #6
            ROFL - I like that
            www.corrigancards.com


            A mind is like a parachute........it only functions when open

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            • #7
              How I want to be a bear....

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