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  • A frog goes into a bank . . .

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    (you're gonna love this)







    (its a real treat)







    (wait for it)







    The bank manager looks back at her and says .......

    "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

    Don't all groan at once.
    Auntynet

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  • #2
    Oh No. Where do you find them from???? Or should I say 'Are you sure he wasn't a tad pole-ish'
    Carol
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    • #3
      <groan>

      Si.
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      • #4
        View my flickr

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        • #5
          Originally posted by indri View Post
          Excellent smiley!!

          Si.
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          • #6
            I love it
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            • #7
              Originally posted by woodtattoos View Post
              Excellent smiley!!

              Si.
              It summed up my thoughts perfectly
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              • #8
                Originally posted by indri View Post
                It summed up my thoughts perfectly
                Mine too
                Jayne


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                • #9
                  Lol! Made me smile And groan lol!
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                  • #10
                    Nice One, they do say the old ones are best, not that I'm saying your old of course!!
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                    • #11
                      He he really good that is!!!!! Sue xx
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